real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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