Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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