Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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