This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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