Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
