Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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