The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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