I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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