Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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