It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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