So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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