I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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