I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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