I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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