Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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