Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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