Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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