So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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