just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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