ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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