Sponge bath it is.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
