i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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