walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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So vagazzling was a success
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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