We should be called the Road Head Warriors
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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