what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
is it fun? or sober?
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