Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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