Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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