i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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