I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I think i got beer on your cat.
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