it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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