The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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