This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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