I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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