hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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