Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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