I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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