found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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