were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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