Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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