dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
