I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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