I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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