Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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