so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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