just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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