I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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