Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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