Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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