She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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