So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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