let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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