I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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