It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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