i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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