i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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