so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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