All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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